First Line Friday: 5/1

Happy Friday everybody! It’s been a couple of weeks!

First Line Fridays is a weekly feature for book lovers (formerly) hosted by Wandering Words, but I saw it over at One Book More.

What if instead of judging a book by the cover, author or most everything else, we judged it by its content? Its first lines?

If you want to join in, all you gotta do is:

📚 Take a book off your shelf (it could be your current read or on your TBR) and open it to the first page
📝 Copy the first few lines, but don’t give anything else about the book away just yet – you need to hook the reader first
📙 Finally… reveal the book!

Here are the first lines:

Welcome, crawler to the third floor.

The previous level will collapse in 3 hours and 35 minutes.

Do you know the book? If not, here are a few clues for you…

Still have no idea? Here’s another hint to help you out…

Are you still thinking about it? That’s all right – here are some great pictures of books to admire while you consider it some more…

Annnd the book is… 🥁🥁 Carl’s Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman!

(Didja guess it?)

Carl’s Doomsday Scenario by Matt Dinniman

SERIES: Dungeon Crawler Carl #2

LENGTH: 364 pages

GENRES: Fantasy, Science Fiction, LitRPG, Fiction

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY: Dandy House

ORIGINALLY RELEASED: 6 January 2021

BOOK DESCRIPTION:

Join Carl and his ex-girlfriend’s cat, Princess Donut, as they fight fantastical creatures and deadly mobs to make it to the next level and build the kind of fan following the dungeon masters can’t ignore in the second book in the smash-hit Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman – now with bonus material exclusive to this print edition.

“Greetings, Crawlers! The training levels have concluded. Now the games may truly begin.”

The aliens have come, and they’ve transformed Earth into a multilevel, video game–like dungeon. It’s the newest season of the galaxy’s most watched game show, Dungeon Crawler World. Now on the third floor, Carl and Donut have to fight harder than ever. They’ve already proven that a Coast Guard vet and once-and-forever feline royalty are an almost unstoppable team. Their ratings are off the charts. Viewers can’t get enough. But the dungeon gets more dangerous each day, and now there’s a whole new problem to deal with: Quests.

They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered women rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose. Can Carl and Donut solve the mystery in time?

And can Carl finally find some pants?

Includes part two of the exclusive bonus story “Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.”

What books have you been reading lately? What’s on your TBR that you’re currently the most excited about?

As always, thank you for reading, and I hope you have an awesome day/night!

See ya ~Mar

First Line Friday: 3/20

Hey all and Happy Friday! It’s been a few weeks since I last did this.

First Line Fridays is a weekly feature for book lovers (formerly) hosted by Wandering Words, but I saw it over at One Book More.

What if instead of judging a book by the cover, author or most everything else, we judged it by its content? Its first lines?

If you want to join in, all you gotta do is:

📚 Take a book off your shelf (it could be your current read or on your TBR) and open it to the first page
📝 Copy the first few lines, but don’t give anything else about the book away just yet – you need to hook the reader first
📙 Finally… reveal the book!

Here are the first lines:

The transformation occurred at approximately 2:23 AM, Pacific Standard Time. As far as I could tell, anyone who was indoors when it happened died instantly.

Know the book? If not here are a few clues…

Still got no idea? Here’s an extra hint or two to help you out…

Are you still thinking about it? All good – here are some lovely pictures of books to admire while you do so…

Annnd the book is… 🥁🥁 Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman!

(Didja guess it?)

Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman

SERIES: Dungeon Crawler Carl #1

LENGTH: 464 pages

GENRES: Fantasy, Science Fiction, LitRPG, Fiction

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY: Dandy House

ORIGINALLY RELEASED: 2 October 2020

BOOK DESCRIPTION:

The apocalypse will be televised! Welcome to the first book in the wildly popular and addictive Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman—now with bonus material exclusive to this print edition.

You know what’s worse than breaking up with your girlfriend? Being stuck with her prize-winning show cat. And you know what’s worse than that? An alien invasion, the destruction of all man-made structures on Earth, and the systematic exploitation of all the survivors for a sadistic intergalactic game show. That’s what.

Join Coast Guard vet Carl and his ex-girlfriend’s cat, Princess Donut, as they try to survive the end of the world—or just get to the next level—in a video game–like, trap-filled fantasy dungeon. A dungeon that’s actually the set of a reality television show with countless viewers across the galaxy. Exploding goblins. Magical potions. Deadly, drug-dealing llamas. This ain’t your ordinary game show.

Welcome, Crawler. Welcome to the Dungeon. Survival is optional. Keeping the viewers entertained is not.

What books have you been reading lately? What’s on your TBR that you’re currently the most excited about?

As always, thank you for reading, and I hope you have an awesome day/night!

See ya ~Mar

How to Defeat a Demon King in Ten Easy Steps by Andrew Rowe | Book Review

“No, of course I’m not sure it’s a good idea. I am sure, however, that it’s something I want to do. Something I need to do. This world needs saving, Ken.”

How to Defeat a Demon King in Ten Easy Steps by Andrew Rowe

How to Defeat a Demon King in Ten Easy Steps by Andrew Rowe

LENGTH: 162 pages

GENRES: Fantasy, Fiction

PUBLISHER: S&S/Saga Press

RELEASE DATE: 4 April 2025 (originally published 2020)

BOOK DESCRIPTION:

The LitRPG bestseller releasing in a stunning new deluxe hardcover edition, now with a new Afterword.

For thousands of years, there has been a cycle: a Demon King rises and conquers, and a Hero is reborn a hundred years later to defeat him. Each time, civilizations are ground to dust beneath the Demon King’s hordes, but humanity has remained secure in the belief that a Hero of legend will always save them. There’s just one slight problem. It’s only been twenty-three years since the Demon King’s latest rise, and this time, he’s already conquered more than half the world. If humanity simply waits for the Hero’s return, there may be no world left for him to save.And so, Yui Shaw sets out with an ambitious plan. A ten-step plan.

And so, Yui Shaw sets out with an ambitious plan. A ten-step plan.

She’ll find a way to obtain the Hero’s legendary sword. She’ll earn obscure classes, gain levels, and increase her skills. She’ll travel to the meticulously-crafted dungeons that seem designed for one specific Hero to complete. And, if she’s truly (un)fortunate, she might even find a fairy.

My Review

I may not be a Hero, but I will not wait and watch the world burn. I will not take comfort in the knowledge that the goddesses will send someone else to save us. It may not be something I was chosen for, but I will make my own path. I will break the cycle. And I will show this world that anyone can save it, if they try.

I’ve been a Legend of Zelda fan for many years. I love the puzzles, the exploration, the story and the characters – as well as the gameplay, of course. Everything about it is just amazing to me, even with all of Zelda’s evolutions and changes over the years.

Why is this relevant, you may ask?

Because How to Defeat a Demon King in Ten Easy Steps is a love letter to The Legend of Zelda series. As well as a parody. And it’s great at being both of those things. The author clearly knew what they wanted to do with this novella, and did a great job of doing it.

Anyway, math aside, Ken barely managed to yelp and jump to the side of my sudden jet of a thousand gallons of water flying in his direction. He glared down at me, folding his arms. “You put the sacred lake back where it belongs right now.”

“Don’t wanna.” I stuck my tongue out at him. If he was going to talk to me like I was a child, I’d play along.

Our protagonist and POV character is Yui Shaw. She’s very determined and is not afraid to take crazy risks, and I enjoyed following her point-of-view. She’s quickly joined on her adventure to save the world by Ken Sei, a sword-wielding, fashionista of a healer. They played off of and complemented each other pretty well – I loved their friendship.

There are other characters introduced that also join the party in one form or another, and another character that doesn’t truly join the group but helps in other ways, who are all plot crucial. But they’re all kind of spoiler-y, so I’ll stop where I’m at. I did really like all of them, as well as the punny names that pretty much all of the major characters had.

The plot was pretty barebones, but that’s okay because it was a parody. Not that it didn’t have any flavor or uniqueness to it, it did, it just wasn’t the main focus until later in the second half of the novella. As much as I loved the riffing on the Zelda stuff, I also loved a few of the plot twists included nearer to the end, even if they were kinda predictable. The humor in this book was also on point. (I think I normally would’ve figured all of them out, but I was just kind of cruising along with this book and enjoying myself. I also finished it in one sitting, so I didn’t really take any time to try to predict stuff or guess what was gonna happen next.)

The references were probably my favorite part of the book. I just… love the Zelda series and you can tell the author does too, so the references felt really nice. Especially to a long time fan like me who’s been into the games for like twenty years. I think I’ll include some of my favorite quotes that are references (or sort of references) at the end of this review.

“Am I going to regret helping you with this?” I gave him a shrug.

“Do you regret helping me so far?”

“I’m undecided.”

So yeah, I really enjoyed How to Defeat a Demon King in Ten Easy Steps. It wasn’t purple prose or anything gloriously written like that, but it didn’t need to be, and it was fantastic for what it was. If you like Lit-RPG fiction, or are a fan of The Legend of Zelda or both, you’ll probably like this book. I highly recommend it.

Not only was this novella rereleased this year with a beautiful new edition on Kindle, but there’s an awesome hardcover version coming out this September with sprayed edges that I’m definitely interested in. There’s also apparently a sequel in the works, which I’m excited about. I’m looking forward to seeing how this parody continues!

And as always, thank you so much for reading, and I hope you have an amazing day/night!

See ya ~Mar

Favorite Reference Quotes and Stuff:

“And then there was Water Temple Hero, who was supposedly the most powerful Hero of all time, but disappeared into the Water Temple, never to return.”

I walked over to the block, then shoved it. It slid to the left. There was a melodic sound, then the seal on the left door opened. Ken stared at me in wide-eyed shock.

“Yui…how did you…?”

“It’s a block, Ken. There are really only so many things you can do with it.”

Two fires burned on the left and right sides, seemingly without origin. In the center stood a bearded old man. “So. You have finally come…” he said, then broke into a cough.

The old man cleared his throat, standing up a little straighter. “Behold: The westmost peninsula hides a great secret.”

I blinked. “O…kay? What sort of secret?”

The old man shrugged. “I have no idea.”

I resisted the urge to roll my eyes. “Thank you, that’s very kind of you. I don’t suppose you could tell us who you are, or how you knew we were going to be here? Are you one of the descendants of the sages, perhaps?”

“Hmpf.” The figure crossed their arms. “I am nothing. No one. Simply a wandering ninja, and definitely not a princess of the royal family.”

With a moment of concentration, I removed a magic torch stolen from the Wood Temple’s walls from my Inventory. It bathed the room in light, but little else.

“You…dare…bring…foul…light…into…my…domain…?” The voice seemed to echo all around me.


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